Don't Judge a Book by It's Cover

Hey sorry I haven't wrote in a while i've been grounded so yeah. I don't really have much to talk about, I just read a magazine article. Four pages long it hurt my eyes but it was worth it.lol Okay so this morning I woke up and came down the stairs, and thought hey i'm gonna make myself a big breakfast. (Big for me is a waffle and some eggs.) See but when I make my eggs I put salsa, salt, and cheese on them. Then I smother my waffles in syrup and put the eggs on top, and it just smells so disgusting. It looks gross too, but it's the most delicious thing i've ever tasted, and I just thought that was amazing. Then it got me, that that almost never happens in real life. Except for Susan Boyle, but that's only because she didn't let anyone tell her she couldn't do something because of the way she looked. It's like, if it's not what you want it to be or is way different from what you would usually consider beautiful you reject it. So many people miss out because there brain can't comprehend the fact that someone or something different can still be great, but I want you guys to remember that something may not sound good but it can still be exquisite.

Quote of the day.
"But you don't really want to get to know me or photograph my soul, you want to do some version of what you already think I am and then expose something you believe is hidden. When the truth is, me and my big fucking dick are all out there for you. But i'm not angry, i'm laughing. The joke is not on me, it's on you."
-Lady Gaga

Mid Night Snack

I don't really have that much time to write because I have to write an editorial on the fashion industry but I thought I'd make a quick entry in my blog first because there's only really one thing on my mid right now. Midnight snack's. Don't you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night an you're starving? It's like you go to sleep with a full stomach and you wake up feeling like an anorexic homeless guy. Okay so that happened to me last night. I woke and my stomach went. "Gggrrgrgrle." Yeah so I look at the clock and it's like 3 am, and i'm thinking to myself,"I should just go back to bed." Then I was just like screw it i'm hungry so I get up, and like James Bond myself down the stairs. So i'm in the kitchen now right? Starving, and let's just say my parents aren't too big on me eating after 5 pm. So i'm trying to be as quiet as possible. I reach into the cabinet. "B-B-BBooooosssh!!!!!!" Like five plates fall and crash onto the floor, and i'm thinking,"OOOOOOHH! Sh*t.". But nothing happens, my parents don't wake up. They don't scream. They just keep sleeping. So I just get in the fridge and make my sandwich, and right when I start heading upstairs I step on a lose board,and my dad comes busting out of his room like a cop on a black man with tinted windows on his Esclade. And I get the,"Do You Wanna Be Fat Lecture." Mean while i'm just thinking to myself wtf. You wake up because of a loose board and five minutes ago it sounded like, Miley Cyrus was having a live concert for a heard of Elephants while they trample a bag of Kittens that were mauling a Banshee. Psssshht. Ain't that a bitch.

I Can Tell You Used To Be Strippers-Need To Pee-I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Okay today I watched an old movie, it was called I still know what you did last summer. Yeah that was a degrading movie, and it sucked. I mean I only got scared like once and that was when I saw Jack Black with dreads the rest of it was just...wow. Jenifer Love Hewit....psshhsst. Whore. Let me ask you something how come by scene three all the girls were shirtless? Brandy was all,"Oh no that looks like it'll break if I step on it...I should step on it....it's cracking.Ahhhhh." Then she falls through the glass now she's topless, somehow,and the fisherman tries to kill her shoe.So gay."What are you gonna do boy, call us names?" Sooo gay. Then after that I looked for more pictures for my photo album on facebook and I found this. Yeah. Let that photo marinate. I mean......I can't really.....It explains itself. When I first saw it I was scared, then I couldn't stop laughing. I mean imagine the conversation those two had before they took that picture.

"Hey Gaga!"
"Yeah."
"You know what we should do."
"What?"
"Okay bend over, and let me sit on your neck with a plastic bag over my face?"
".....Okay. Just make sure you're really sweaty"
"Alright."
"Hey,and don't forget to show your disco bra."

Priceless.

Question of the day.
Don't you hate it when your typing something, and you really have to pee?

Ms.Hansen Birthday-Hippies-The Color Purple

Hey I'm in school right now yeah I know ain't that just amazing. I'm on the computer now so I can tell you about Ms.Hansen's birhtday. Now Ms.Hansen is probably my favorite teacher in the school so I just thought I would dedicate this blog to her because I can't afford a real present, and I'm hoping this will make her feel special. alright today I'm gonna talk about hippies. I just never understood them I mean our country is like based on the morals of the hippies, i mean they were all Peace, Love. But really if you think about it they were high all the time so all we did was take advice from a bunch of pot heads. The color purple was a gay movie.

Sexting-Tool Academy-T.M.I.

Hi people.....all six of you wassup? I just got back from school, yeah I'm watching television right now I just saw a documentary about sexting. I mean I don't get it if you want someone to see your junk why can't you just invite them over to your house, and take off your clothes in front of them? I really don't get it. If someone asks you for naked photos chances are they're planning on sending them to everyone they know. So just don't. Oh after that I watched Tool Academy...that show should be called. "The Douche Academy, and a Lesbian Couple." I mean really what is up with the gay couple on there. I mean I thought lesbians were all. "We cry alot, and look like dudes." But no they had the worst relationship out of everyone. It was sad. Maybe they need to have a talk with Ellen and her wife. Then all the guys were wearing thongs. Huh. TV. Don't you hate when people tell you about their whole day in a few sentences?(Ironic.)

Valentine's Day

What do you think today is about? Well I think it's about love, well not really I think that's what it's supposed to be about. But then again if that was true this day wouldn't exist, because love can't be express in just a day. Love is too big. To be celebrated in just one day, it can't be described or defined, especially not with candy or teddy bears. That's why today is always a sad day for me. Not because I usually spend it alone, but because I know not alot of people are gonna spend today with the one they were meant to spend the rest of their lives with, but instead they'll spend today with the one who gives them, presents, and says,"I Love You." But the fact of the matter is love isn't all honkey dorey.Love is hardwork. Love breaks you down. It makes you feel so dismantled, so broken and the only one who can make you feel complete again, is the one your in love with. So if you find yourself feeling happy today, your probably not in love. But if you find yourself feeling like a complete mess, take it as a good thing because honey cupids got you in a chokehold.

Happy Valentines Day.
Peace,Love,And Meata-Baalls

"Friends"-Transmorphers-Fashion

Today was a good day....up until I went to my friends house, we did the same thing we do everytime we hang out then out of the blue she tells me that I remind her of one of her friends from school. I asked her why, and she told me because I talk all the time and I'm annoying. Yeah my best-friend told me that, it made me cry. We ain't friends no more. Oh I watched a movie with my mom today called Transmorphers. Yeah total rip-off of Transformers, only gayer. I tried to make a bra out of foil, not a good idea my nipples hurt, and my room is a mess of foil and tape so yeah.

Sorry I'm being such a buzz kill right now I'll try to be happier tomorrow, when I'am alone on Valentines Day.

Question of the day.

Pink or Red?