Have you ever seen the movie Avatar? Well....I watched that and I just have to say what was the point of it, yeah it was romantic, yeah it had great special effects, but some of it didn't even make any sense. Like how come every time the Navi did something their braids had to have some interaction with whatever it was? I wanna ride a horse. Oh shit it's gonna kill me if I don't put my braid in it's ear, see that's what gets me all through that movie they just stuck their braids in everything (Not pun intended.) then during that one scene when Jake and that one chick were "making love" their ponytails like attached to eachother. So like what does that mean? Were their ponytails like....genitals? If so doesn't that mean they pretty much fucked everything in that movie? No wonder that dragon was so pissed off. Hey you know there is this group on Facebook called, MY SISTER SAYS IF I CAN GET 1 MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON. Can I tell you something. I'm apart of that group....well I was until I realized how gay it was, like does this guy not realize that this kid is going to be his nephew, I mean really how bad is Megatrons life gonna suck. Plus the one guys pregnant sister. Dumb Ass that's all I can say. Dumb Ass why would you ever tell someone you would name your kid Megatron under any circumstance? Watch next groups gonna be call, MY SISTER SAYS IF I CAN GET 2 MILLION FAN SHE WILL NAME HER KID OPTUMUS PRIME. Stupid ass.
Quote of the day.
"Why do people get botox? It doesn't even make you look younger it just makes you look paralyzed. Just have a stroke it's cheaper."
-Michael Ian Black
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