Saturday, February 20, 2010

I Can Tell You Used To Be Strippers-Need To Pee-I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Okay today I watched an old movie, it was called I still know what you did last summer. Yeah that was a degrading movie, and it sucked. I mean I only got scared like once and that was when I saw Jack Black with dreads the rest of it was just...wow. Jenifer Love Hewit....psshhsst. Whore. Let me ask you something how come by scene three all the girls were shirtless? Brandy was all,"Oh no that looks like it'll break if I step on it...I should step on it....it's cracking.Ahhhhh." Then she falls through the glass now she's topless, somehow,and the fisherman tries to kill her shoe.So gay."What are you gonna do boy, call us names?" Sooo gay. Then after that I looked for more pictures for my photo album on facebook and I found this. Yeah. Let that photo marinate. I mean......I can't really.....It explains itself. When I first saw it I was scared, then I couldn't stop laughing. I mean imagine the conversation those two had before they took that picture.

"Hey Gaga!"
"Yeah."
"You know what we should do."
"What?"
"Okay bend over, and let me sit on your neck with a plastic bag over my face?"
".....Okay. Just make sure you're really sweaty"
"Alright."
"Hey,and don't forget to show your disco bra."

Priceless.

Question of the day.
Don't you hate it when your typing something, and you really have to pee?

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