You know what I really what get's me? When I spend my whole life thinking someones gay and then I find out they're not. There is such a long list now I'm not even gonna waste my time making inferences anymore. It like you have really good hair, you hang out with boys all the time and on occasion you'll just say,"Girl!" for no damn reason. Your gay...oh wait you're dating my best-friend, seriously what is up with that and it's not just with people at my school (Brian Ray. J.K. I Love Him.) it's with celebrities too.
Ryan Seacrest: You host American Idol, your hair is better than mine and,"You enjoy an occasional mani-peddi." No but your dating Megan Fox. I just don't get it. Really I don't.
Is Tyra Banks on drugs? 'Cause I was watching Americas Next Top Model today and...what the HEELL was she talking about. "You just do radiate inesticitationality, so you are not Americas Next Top Model. (Hair Flip)" That's not even a fucking word I-Wha mmmmmm. You know who else does'nt make sense? Oprah. "The movie Avatar was so amazing because it brought out the part of me that likes to recycle." What?
"Ask me any question?"
"There's a snake on my foot!!!!"
"In question form."
"There's a snake on my foot?"
"Yes."
-Year One
Dedicated to Ashlie Colison, one of the best-friends I have. Love you and Happy Birthday. Party hard tomorrow and give me something to blog about. :D
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