Sleep Over

Okay I'm sure you have all been to sleepover at some point in time, but never any like the ones I've been to. I mean there's ding-dong-ditch, truth or dare, no sleep, girly magazines and my personal favorite scary movies. Huh. Last night I went to my best-friends birthday party, first we went to this Chinese restruant called Nikato's. Can I tell you something? I was the only black person there, plus I had to pee really bad and there were only two bathroom stalls and that place was crowded not to mention the Asian guy who was cooking our food kept throwing shrimp into our drinks. Actually I have to admit it wasn't that bad, perfect amount of sweet and sour. Then on the way to Ashlie's....all I can say is damn. Me, Ashlie, Amber, Lacy, and Brandon (The 17 year old driver) cramp into a van for about an hour.

Muriel: Turn the radio back to 96.5
Ashlie: Fuck you son-of-a-bitch
Muriel: Naw, that's your mom's job.
Lacy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Lacy: Kaleb just texted for Muriel, he said Shut the hell up.
Muriel: Well he's not a fucking Ninja.
Lacy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Ashlie: What the hell is Lacy laughing about?
Lacy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Muriel: Who knows.
(Speed Bumb)
Ashlie: Mothershitter I think I just lost my virginity.
Lacy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ashlie: Shut the hell up you skank bitch.
Lacy: Your mom's a skank bitch.
Muriel: Can you get drunk off of Windex?
Amber: Really?
(Picks Windex off the car floor)
Muriel: Let's see.
(Sprays Ashlie in the face)
Ashlie: What the fuck?"
(Reaches in the back-seat to slap Muriel)
Brandon: Stop acting like hoes before I drive us off a cliff.
(Hey Soul Sister comes on the radio)
Everyone: HEY SOUL SISTER I'M THAT MISTER MISTER ON THE RADIO, STEREO. THE WAY YOU MOVE AIN'T FAIR. YOU KNOW!!!
(Song ends)
Muriel: Leave it on this station.
Brandon: Why?
Muriel: There doing the number one count down on 96.5. So telephone might come on next.
Amber: That song is the SSSHHHHIIT!
Muriel: Damn right.
Brandon: I agree.
(Ashlie starts humming telephone)
Muriel: Here it come.
(Sexy Chick comes on the radio.)
Muriel: Awww.

That's pretty much how the drive went then, we were pants-less for the rest of the time. We watched Zombieland. Kick ass movie. Tallahassee was just hot. The we just pretty much threatened eachothers vaginas the rest of the time.
"Shut up before I rip out your clitoris."
Then I got karate chopped. Yeah. Gotta love sleep overs.

Quote of the day.

"Beyonce's smile just makes you melt. Uhhhh."
"....Gay."

-Ashlie Collison sleepover 2010.

Sorry I Couldn't find a good picture for this. Porn kept coming up.