Happy-Your Videos Suck-I Don't Give A Shit

You know what I was really pissed of until about 3 minutes ago when I got a Big Mac(Yay!) I realized I really never am happy unless i'm making fun of someone, (7/10 on the happy scale) eating something (8/10) or listening to music (10/10) So at school today I was pissed off all day due to M.A.P. and bitches. Then I came home and got reminded how wonderful I am by some spasming drunk lady, so now I'm cool. :)
Why do people always get pissy when you make bad comments on their Youtube videos?
Like know i'm not saying it because,"I'm a dumb whore." I'm saying it because you fucking videos suck, all you did was run in cicles with penis spray painted to your chest. Huh. Today I was look at my Facebook page and I couldn't help but notice how at least one person had something to complain about, it's always something so gay I can't even explain. Like America's Next Top Model, complaining about her boy issues. Like really. I don't give a shit. Get some real problems to complain about, oh wait I still wouldn't give a shit.

Quote of the day.
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." -Elwyn Brooks White

Happy Birthday-Springbreak-Wikipedia-Teen Magazines

Today's blog is strictly dedicated to the woman I love. She's a small caucasian woman with a wonderful voice and she is my biggest inspiration in life. Her name is Stefani and today is her 24 birthday,today is the day she was born to two loving parents named Joseph and Cythia Germanotta. But you can only wonder if they are as thankful for her as I am.

Happy Birthday Gaga, love you and your birth is probably the second most important day of my life, my birth being the first because if I wasn't alive I wouldn't be able to listen to your music or be you biggest fan. (No not as in big like fat, big as in super love for Gaga, I only weigh 140. God that's alot :(. JK Love you , Love you LOVE YOU Lady Gaga.)

Hey guys! I'm really happy today.lol
I get to go back to school tomorrow so I'm so stoked, miss my friends soo much. I'm not gonna lie though Springbreak was pretty fun just because I got to baby sit my sisters kid, hang out with my best friend and read lots of magazines.
Have you ever read Glamour Magazines. No, I love how they have anonymous women ask questions and then they give them those two answers.The good one...then the bad one.

"It's it normal to have vaginal acne?"
"Yes.....unless it's red....then you have a venereal disease."

I bet those girls read it then they're like. Oh Shit. I gotta get a mirror. lol
Like what if they are purple. Did you know diddle is another word for mastubation....thanks wikipedia. Yeah funny things happen when two teenage chicks are in a room with the door locked, near a computer with internet. Nightmares.

Quote of the day.

"What's an appetite?"
"What you would have, if you didn't have a tummy full of ice cream."

-Unleashed

The Most Beautiful Jewlery You Will Ever See- HOTTT!

I wonder if there are really any good guys out there, I mean it seems like the 50's were the only times anyone was treated like a lady. Is it our fault are our expectation too high....well maybe. Seeing how most of us just want a girl with body hair and a dick.
"He has to be really sensitive, and he has to love bubble baths, talking about his feeling, and especially vampire movies."
Like really?
I just want good manners and a sense of humor.
But that's not going to happen so let's compensate with a picture of a really hot guy.



Speaking of vampires, I was talking to this girl named Megan and she showed me these beautiful pieces of jewlery, hand made and everything....guess what else? They're Twilight inspired http://www.megansfolley.com/ here is the link to her site. So yeah check that shiznate out yo.

Quote of the day.

"Can you use the wings on your silk pants as pockets or are they just there for that Alice in wonderland kinda feel."

"Well.....maybe. If I had a power drill I could make holes and hide skittles in them. You know have people walk up to me, jiggle my pant leg, take a skittle."

-Lady Gaga Interview With Hamish and Andy

Michael Jackson-Precious-VEVO

I watched This Is It last night, I've never cried so much in my life,except for when I saw Precious, I don't recommend that movie to anyone. It really had no moral or point, except to make you cry a bunch. I guess that's what happens when Tyler Perry and Oprah team up. You get a 600 pound 16 year old in middle school reading on a third grade level with two children by her own father, AIDS, (get some MAC lipstick for that) and an abusive mother. I watched that movie with my mom, we would pause it in five minute intervals just so we could cry. Yeah. Anyways back to This Is It, God that was an amazing movie the way he danced, he was such a perfectionist. Man why'd god have to take M.J. why could he have taken Justin Bieber instead? Have you ever wondered what the hell VEVO was, you know on Youtube. Where did that even come from, just out of nowhere. It has like every music video ever made. Just like popped up......kinda like Herpes.

Quote Of The Day.

"You know if you put your blinker on, people wouldn't honk as much."
"Why should I? They have no business knowing where I'm gonna go."
"Yeah I'm not so sure it's a matter of privacy Charlotte."

-BandSlam

Law Suit- Scary Movies- Bad Hygiene

Lady Gaga's getting sued. Now let me ask you, ain't that a bitch? You must be thinking right now oh well she can afford it she has plenty of money, yeah see about that. She spends four-million dollars a night for stage venues(and clothes that cost more than my house) and because of that she is 'already' going bankrupt, she doesn't even have a house, because she loves her fans so much. Awww sad right? All because of some douche named Robert. She used to date this guy, they must of had one hell of a bad romance because he wants 30 million dollars. I guess it is kinda funny though, just because it makes you think of some of the crap she could do for money. Like.......sell her clothes.

"Hmmmmm...that's a very interesting piece of clothing."
"Yes, I skinned an alien and wrapped it's flesh in Saturn's rings."
"Oh."
"Yeah it'll cost you five-million dollars."
"What the hell, really? It looks like Alice in Wonderland took a shit on that."

Bet her lawyer wishes she would stop calling, stop calling.

Did you ever realize that all scary movies are pretty much the same? There is always that one nosy person who gets thrown off of something, then there's the girl-friend who never wears clothes, last but not least you've got the mother who ends up in a basement somewhere till the asshole son comes and saves her. Like why can't you just ignore the fact that you found a dead body in your next door neighbor's basement. No you have to go and be fucking inspector gadget with your half naked girl-friend. Now somebody is dead. Oh no lets investigate some more. Now were in some sort of epic battle, I just got knocked out I wake up the killer is gone......let's go investigate some more. Ugh. I hate scary movies.

I hate it when I smell really bad, but don't feel like getting up and taking a shower and the whole time I'm thinking god I smell like shit.


Quote of the day.

"Why does Mom always buy douches on Saturday?"
"So Dad's breathe will smell good for church on Sunday."
-Samantha Saralie

Pissed Off

I remember when I blogged for the first time. I told you about all of the things I liked, but I forgot to tell you about the things that really piss me off.

Thing Number One: When people butter both sides of thier toast. WTF is up with that, like one side isn't enough for you. How about next you put tooth paste on both sides of the brush. Motherfucker.

Thing Number Two: When people ask a question you just asked, but in a different way.

"Do you want a Car for Christmas Sandy?"
Then they say.
"What do you want for Christmas Sandy?"
You know what I want to say to those people. Shut the f**k up. Like seriously did you not just hear me say that like really? Really? God.

Thing Number Three: Ryan Seacrest. Why can't he just tell you who's getting voted off, noo let's take four fking hours telling us the results. "The person who is getting voted off............................................is.......................................................................................................................................................................Mary." I wish he would go home.

Thing Number Four: What pisses me off the most is............ (Ryan Seacrest moment) closeted homosexuals. I mean just come out already man.
"I'm not gay, hey Shane you wanna come over to my house and watch project runway with me, while I look at your penis.
Not just the gays though the lesbians too. (Every girl at my school.)
Have you ever spent the night with a closeted lesbian?
That shit is scary.
"Hey you know what we should do?"
"What."
"Let's cuddle."
"I don't want to."
"Why?"
"Because you don't have pants on."
So deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

Quote of the day.
"It's not rape if you yell surprise first."
-Stephanie Brunson