Alright before I begin writing I would like you guys to know something. I have actually been have a good life for a while now, you know doing alot of different thing. Being happy. But now I have once again realized that my life is going to suck regardless of what I do. So now here I am on my lap top preparing to complain to you about my life. First tell me why Facebook is like the key to finding idiots. I'm watching this video posted by G G then I go back to my profile and see that some chick wrote on my wall asking for sex advice. Like really, what the hell, just randomly should me and my boyfriend do it? I'm just sitting in front of my computer thinking,"Why is this chick such a dumbass." I mean, I'm not saying it's stupid to ask for sex advice, but not from a thirteen-year-old. The closest i've ever gotten to sex was when I tried to change my tampon in a car and we hit a speed bump. Owwwwch. I hate sex and the city so much. It's like women who have to make daily trips to the Extensive Care Unit. "Could you sew my thumb back on, I can't drink cosmos without it." Really. Stop making God damn movies, you old hos.
Quote of the day.
Kurt: Alright you can't tell Finn that Puck is the father, okay.
Santana: Why would I tell him?
Kurt: Aren't you and Puck dating?
Santana: Kurt, sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it was, me and Santana would be dating.
(Awkward Silence)
-Glee
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