Pissed Off

I remember when I blogged for the first time. I told you about all of the things I liked, but I forgot to tell you about the things that really piss me off.

Thing Number One: When people butter both sides of thier toast. WTF is up with that, like one side isn't enough for you. How about next you put tooth paste on both sides of the brush. Motherfucker.

Thing Number Two: When people ask a question you just asked, but in a different way.

"Do you want a Car for Christmas Sandy?"
Then they say.
"What do you want for Christmas Sandy?"
You know what I want to say to those people. Shut the f**k up. Like seriously did you not just hear me say that like really? Really? God.

Thing Number Three: Ryan Seacrest. Why can't he just tell you who's getting voted off, noo let's take four fking hours telling us the results. "The person who is getting voted off............................................is.......................................................................................................................................................................Mary." I wish he would go home.

Thing Number Four: What pisses me off the most is............ (Ryan Seacrest moment) closeted homosexuals. I mean just come out already man.
"I'm not gay, hey Shane you wanna come over to my house and watch project runway with me, while I look at your penis.
Not just the gays though the lesbians too. (Every girl at my school.)
Have you ever spent the night with a closeted lesbian?
That shit is scary.
"Hey you know what we should do?"
"What."
"Let's cuddle."
"I don't want to."
"Why?"
"Because you don't have pants on."
So deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

Quote of the day.
"It's not rape if you yell surprise first."
-Stephanie Brunson