Today's blog is strictly dedicated to the woman I love. She's a small caucasian woman with a wonderful voice and she is my biggest inspiration in life. Her name is Stefani and today is her 24 birthday,today is the day she was born to two loving parents named Joseph and Cythia Germanotta. But you can only wonder if they are as thankful for her as I am.
Happy Birthday Gaga, love you and your birth is probably the second most important day of my life, my birth being the first because if I wasn't alive I wouldn't be able to listen to your music or be you biggest fan. (No not as in big like fat, big as in super love for Gaga, I only weigh 140. God that's alot :(. JK Love you , Love you LOVE YOU Lady Gaga.)
Hey guys! I'm really happy today.lol
I get to go back to school tomorrow so I'm so stoked, miss my friends soo much. I'm not gonna lie though Springbreak was pretty fun just because I got to baby sit my sisters kid, hang out with my best friend and read lots of magazines.
Have you ever read Glamour Magazines. No, I love how they have anonymous women ask questions and then they give them those two answers.The good one...then the bad one.
"It's it normal to have vaginal acne?"
"Yes.....unless it's red....then you have a venereal disease."
I bet those girls read it then they're like. Oh Shit. I gotta get a mirror. lol
Like what if they are purple. Did you know diddle is another word for mastubation....thanks wikipedia. Yeah funny things happen when two teenage chicks are in a room with the door locked, near a computer with internet. Nightmares.
Quote of the day.
"What's an appetite?"
"What you would have, if you didn't have a tummy full of ice cream."
-Unleashed
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