Lady Gaga's getting sued. Now let me ask you, ain't that a bitch? You must be thinking right now oh well she can afford it she has plenty of money, yeah see about that. She spends four-million dollars a night for stage venues(and clothes that cost more than my house) and because of that she is 'already' going bankrupt, she doesn't even have a house, because she loves her fans so much. Awww sad right? All because of some douche named Robert. She used to date this guy, they must of had one hell of a bad romance because he wants 30 million dollars. I guess it is kinda funny though, just because it makes you think of some of the crap she could do for money. Like.......sell her clothes.
"Hmmmmm...that's a very interesting piece of clothing."
"Yes, I skinned an alien and wrapped it's flesh in Saturn's rings."
"Oh."
"Yeah it'll cost you five-million dollars."
"What the hell, really? It looks like Alice in Wonderland took a shit on that."
Bet her lawyer wishes she would stop calling, stop calling.
Did you ever realize that all scary movies are pretty much the same? There is always that one nosy person who gets thrown off of something, then there's the girl-friend who never wears clothes, last but not least you've got the mother who ends up in a basement somewhere till the asshole son comes and saves her. Like why can't you just ignore the fact that you found a dead body in your next door neighbor's basement. No you have to go and be fucking inspector gadget with your half naked girl-friend. Now somebody is dead. Oh no lets investigate some more. Now were in some sort of epic battle, I just got knocked out I wake up the killer is gone......let's go investigate some more. Ugh. I hate scary movies.
I hate it when I smell really bad, but don't feel like getting up and taking a shower and the whole time I'm thinking god I smell like shit.
Quote of the day.
"Why does Mom always buy douches on Saturday?"
"So Dad's breathe will smell good for church on Sunday."
-Samantha Saralie
lol that sucks for her :'(
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