I'm gonna warn you that this is probably gonna be the dumbest thing you've read all day. I'm serious. I almost didn't write today, then I got bored. So let me tell you about the highlights of my day. I got two dollars from one of my friends because I won a bet, ummm yeah that's it. Time for the weird, messed up, "tear jerking" things.
One: Today a boy made me feel really bad about myself....yeah. Then I got a piece of candy and I forgot about it. I think that's so weird how I'll be sooo pissed at someone if they say something to me and then like three hours later I won't even remember it. It's the same for the stuff I do to other people. I'll just walk up to one of my friends,
"Hey what's up?"
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Because you look mad."
"I am, and it's your fault."
"Wait. What did I do."
"Are you serious? You just called me a dumb whore five minutes ago."
"No I didn't."
"Yeah you did."
"No I didn't."
And our conversation will go on like this for about half an hour and I be thinking the whole time,"She is such a liar." Then I'll be lying in my bed that same night and remember that I did call her a dumb whore. Then I'll laugh about it. I know I'm such a great person.
Two: My friend Paige walked up behind me, put her hand over my mouth, then said,"Don't scream it'll be over soon." I was scared.
Then I almost bitched slapped this dude named Harley. Omg, such a D-bag I swear, he is so fucking annoying. He sounds like a squirrel that hasn't gone through puberty yet. Just like Justin Bieber. And I love how he calls everyone a fag it's like,"Do you know who you are man. Such a Douche.
Three: I watched the opening ceremonies of the Olympics. God I didn't know everyone who lived in Canada was Indian, I really did think Canadians were just a bunch of Fat Asses who loved Beer and Bacon. Then again if that was true my uncle would be Canadian. But no apparently when the whites came to Amercia (You) and started spreading Syphilis, killing the Indians and stealing their land, alot of the Indians crossed the boarded in to the Maple Leaf country, and now Canada is led by a man named Dances With Wolfs, now isn't that interesting?
Question of the day?
Aren't babies just like elderly people, except no wrinkles?
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